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Sunday, September 5, 1999

NEWSFLASH: LEWINSKY JOINS JENNY CRAIG!

Now, you won't catch me making Monica Lewinsky-fat jokes - they got old about a week into the whole Monicagate thing, but I am amazed that the fact that Monica joined Jenny Craig made the news ANYWHERE, but in the Jenny Craig member newsletter.

The article I read appeared in The Hollywood Reporter last week and stated that although Lewinsky had signed up with Jenny Craig her role as a spokesperson for the weight-loss clinic had not yet been announced. That's probably because all she wants to do is LOSE SOME FRIGGIN' WEIGHT!! I mean, after the 12-PLUS months of having her BUTT be the BUTT of FAT jokes I don't blame her!

But give the girl a break already!

Hey, I never thought she was FAT in the first place, sure, she's no hottie, but she wasn't exactly Mrs. Jabba, either, you know?

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