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Sunday, September 26, 1999

YEAH SURE DAN, IT'S CUZ OF THE MONEY

Well, good little (brained) Danny Quayle finally faced facts - sort of.

He recently jumped out of the Presidential race claiming that his financial analysts figured out that there is no way he'd be able to raise the amount of money it would take to compete with George W. Bush.

Gee, DAN, I always thought all it took was a strong candidate for office, and now you're saying that it takes GREEN?

Sure, yeah, riiiight.

Are you certain that it wasn't just that you WOKE UP AND SMELLED WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SHOVELING?

No - it couldn't have been that you realized that you are a total schmuck, lucky to have held any office at ALL in the first place, and that you were only elected as Vice President because you made George Bush look good? (Wow, you did the same favor for his son!)

Well, obviously you ARE a schmuck because you feel the need to lie to America just to save face. Ah well. I'm just glad you stopped wasting our time.

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