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Friday, July 27, 2001

TIM BURTON'S PLANET OF THE APES (2001)

Planet of the ApesEntertaining? Moderately.
Technically any good? Uninteresting, no surprises - didn't have anything the original didn't already have, aside from the makeup.
How did I feel as the credits rolled? I had the urge to buy the original POTA movies on DVD - even the bad ones were better than this one. (Someone tell Tim Roth to stop SNARLING!)
Final Rating? DNS

Wednesday, July 11, 2001

FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN (2001)

Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (Special Edition)Entertaining? Awe-inspiring... GREAT visuals - the BEST FX you've ever seen!
Technically any good? The plot is way deep and on the tough side to keep up with but I recommend it HIGHLY.
How did I feel as the credits rolled? Very cool - gotta see it again to fill in the bits I didn't get...
Final Rating? SIYL

Sunday, July 8, 2001

JURASSIC PARK 3 (2001)

Jurassic Park III (Widescreen Collector's Edition)Entertaining? Fun, great FX as you'd expect.
Technically any good? Nothing drove the movie - always just about survival, which we've kinda seen before.
How did I feel as the credits rolled? Yawn - the film didn't even have a real climax, it just sorta ends. Do the laundry instead.
Final Rating? DNS