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Friday, August 24, 2001

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK (2001)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Dimension Collector's Series)Entertaining? AMAZINGLY entertaining.
Technically any good? This is a movie for fans of Kevin Smith - if you haven't seen his other films - go rent them NOW and see this movie. If you don't, you'll get maybe 10% of the gags...
How did I feel as the credits rolled? Happy. What's next for Jay and Silent Bob?
Final Rating? SIYL

Friday, August 3, 2001

RUSH HOUR 2 (2001)

Rush Hour 2 (Infinifilm Edition)Entertaining? Eh, no more than any of Chan's really crappy films.
Technically any good? Jar-Jar Binks has had his act ripped off! Chris Tucker shame on you for stealing!
How did I feel as the credits rolled? Insulted. I love how black people are allowed to call Chinese people 'monkeys' and 'Chin' and accuse them all of looking alike. Come ON - can we all just grow up a little? Don't see this movie. Just, don't.
Final Rating? DNS