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Sunday, October 20, 2002

The Meaning of Assassin

Hey, check it out - the word assassin comes from the Arabic word "hashshashin". According to the site TakeOurWord.Com, the word "hashshashin" refers to a con employed by the leader of an obscure Islamic sect called the Ishmaeli. They were well known as effective killers however, to join, you would have to consume this drug mixture of hashish and other potent potables which would cause you to pass out. While you were out cold, the leader would drag your sorry ass into his compound, where he had set up beautiful trees, grass and plants. Oh and there were naked, young, HOT girls, too. While you were there partaking in the, uh, paradise, he would feed you the hashish mixture again, thus, causing you to pass out again. Once you'd wake, you'd find yourself outside his compound. The leader would then explain that he had allowed you to sample the paradise you would experience if you died in his name. As a result, his men were well motivated...
Check out the full explanation!

Saturday, October 12, 2002

You Don't Know What Happened Today 605 Years Ago

Exactly 605 years ago today (10/13/02) Jacques De Molay was arrested for being the Grand Master of the Templar Knights who were in turn banned by the Pope. De Molay and hundreds of his men would be tortured and finally executed. De Molay himself was burned at the stake seven years later.

Oh yeah, and the day he was arrested, October 13, 1307 was a Friday... Get it?

Monday, October 7, 2002

ARG!

TOO MUCH TO DO!!!!

Tuesday, October 1, 2002

TEDDY ONCE SAID:

"TO ANNOUNCE THAT THERE MUST BE NO CRITICISM OF THE PRESIDENT, OR THAT WE ARE TO STAND BY THE PRESIDENT, RIGHT OR WRONG, IS NOT ONLY UNPATRIOTIC AND SERVILE, BUT IS MORALLY TREASONABLE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC." Theodore Roosevelt

Just a little reminder...