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Sunday, November 30, 2014

What a bunch of dicks to comment. Seriously, damage the image of police everywhere even more why don't you?



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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Our #turkey was so good I forgot to take a photo of it before we ate it. Ah well. Happy #Thanksgiving everyone! We're going to fall asleep on the couch now.



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OK--#turkey is now cooling. Time for some #Asahi and my giant #Disney beer mug!



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It's 37F in #NYC. That's #Thanksgiving in the #northeast! Guess we'll just warm our hands with the #MST3KTurkeyDayMarathon! Love me some #mst3k!! About to watch #Laserblast!



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The little pop-up timer thingy popped! BUUUUT our #turkey's juices are still running a little unclear still so it's back into the oven for a bit more. Dammit! I want #Thanksgiving to start!



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#yay!



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Here is our #turkey status update! 90-ish minutes in: we just took off the tin foil tent and are basting it in this #progressshot. Another 90-ish minutes from now we'll give it another look! I'm so thankful for #Thanksgiving!!



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Here is our #turkey, ready for launch! Happy #Thanksgiving everybody!



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Watching the #mst3k #TurkeyDay marathon! Hooray for the #MagicVoyageOfSinbad! #ThatsNotSinbad #Thanksgiving #tradition



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Saturday, November 22, 2014

What happens when you don't pay #subway employees enough to place ads properly. To be fair, this was a slightly tricky one.


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Friday, November 21, 2014

ThePeteMiniTV: Training to #newjersey sporting my#googleglass.


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ThePeteMiniTV: The lovely @SierraRein and I are training. #train #humor #njtransit


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1 Second Everyday for April 2014 (#1SE #1SecondEveryday)


Here is 1 second of video (or a photo if I was weird and didn't shoot video) for every day in the month of April 2014. April marked my first visit to see my wife during her second Disney contract aboard a Disney cruise ship, so watch for those 1-secondses. Check out more of my 1SE videos at http://thepete.us/1se most of these clips are #throughglass

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Does anyone else think this #HandM ad is a #PhotoshopDisaster? This model looks impossibly skinny and her neck would have to be impossibly long.


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Monday, November 17, 2014

So, @SierraRein and I split this bottle of #Zipang sparkling sake. Our first time trying sparkling sake. It was interesting--a light taste. I'll stick with #熱燗. ^_^


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Drinking #Zipang sparkling #sake from #Gekkeikan sake glasses my mom gave us and watching #CowboyBebop. Seems appropriate. #良いね!


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Saturday, November 15, 2014

I'm sorry, @NYTimes, how is this "Breaking News" actually news worth hearing about as it breaks?


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About to see this but really hoping the #DaftPunk music is good. #nerdhumor


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Out for a pre-noon discounted movie. It's colder than I remember.


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Friday, November 14, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Stuff like this makes me think twice about trusting a #Google service. I feel bad for fellow digital good sellers who implemented this on their sites.


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1 Second Everyday for March 2014 (#1SE #1SecondEveryday #th


Here is 1 second of my life from every day of March, 2014, in video (or sometimes photographic) form. Watch for some of my adventures in Toronto, lots of drawing, my green tea Kit Kat supply dwindling and more! A lot of this was #throughglass. Follow me on Instagram (@mrthepete) or Vine (@thepete) to follow more of my adventures! Watch more of my 1SE videos here: http://thepete.us/1se

ThePeteMiniTV: So @SierraRein called @Verizon to ask about returning their DSL router and before she got to a human this cacophony happened.


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For a moment I thought I spotted #SHIELD Agent May in the #subway platform going undercover. But that's not her, is it @nevid1326? Maybe @UnamusedIronMan would recognize her?


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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Dear @Google, #InboxByGmail seems to have no way of mass-deleting reminders. I don't even know where this reminder came from. Seriously: #HALP!


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I wonder if @Starbucks has seen this? #smellsfake


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This is why you should not have voted Republican. They don't want to defend our right to inexpensive information access. Via the @breakingnews app.


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Using #InboxByGmail and wondering where this single repeating reminder came from and how to get rid of every instance of it. @Google? Anyone?


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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

This is a cropped screenshot from the #Pandora music app for #iOS. Because we're not scared enough, we need ads like this.


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From NYTimes.com: because Republicans are anti-science idiots and don't understand that the environment is that thing that keeps us alive. (The phrase "fight EPA" is something we should never see.)


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Saturday, November 8, 2014

Saw this other #Timelord on a #subway platform Thursday evening. He disappeared moments later. I think the chameleon circuit on his #TARDIS was set to look like a subway car.


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Saw this on the #subway tracks this morning. Why, indeed?


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From the Yahoo News Digest iOS app this morning: Yahoo Finance & AFP are a little more honest about employment sucking than the NYTimes (no burying the lede here).


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A NYTimes breaking news alert from yesterday on how employment is looking up (but that last sentence is the ironic bit).


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Friday, November 7, 2014

Saw this #Timelord on the #subway last month and forgot to post. That's no smart phone he's holding, it's a #TARDIS remote control.


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From the @breakingnews app this morning: clearly #Zuckerdouche doesn't realize messaging IS social networking (by definition).


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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Oh wow, LOOK! There's one of these near my apartment too!


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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Hey! Look who I saw while playing #LegoMarvel! I think that's @UnamusedIronMan!


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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Is that a #UFO landing on the roof of that #WashingtonHeights apartment building?!? (No, it's just the moon on a slight overcast night in #NYC. Cool though, right?)


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Ya happy? I voted #GreenParty on almost everything! Because, well, it was my only real choice. #sadface


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Sunday, November 2, 2014

Sometimes we are all #CasualSpidey, riding alone on the #subway of life.


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Saturday, November 1, 2014

So, I think this is what happens when #CasualSpidey has too much #ghost #sake at @azasunyc. He falls asleep like this. Hope everyone had a great #Halloween!


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