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Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy New #StarWars Everyone!! I mean, Happy #NewYear everyone! Let's hope 2016 is a good one! #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #NYE #NewYearsEve


Happy New #StarWars Everyone!! I mean, Happy #NewYear everyone! Let's hope 2016 is a good one! #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #NYE #NewYearsEve

Posted on December 31, 2015 at 10:16PM

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Let's hope we can get even more #justice in 2016... #BillCosby finally charged...


Let's hope we can get even more #justice in 2016... #BillCosby finally charged...

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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

3 days before Christmas and it's not even sweatshirt #weather in #NYC. #MotherNature #wut


3 days before Christmas and it's not even sweatshirt #weather in #NYC. #MotherNature #wut

Posted on December 22, 2015 at 09:24PM

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Monday, December 21, 2015

The #weather forecast for #NYC this week is pretty absurd. It's late #December!


The #weather forecast for #NYC this week is pretty absurd. It's late #December!

Posted on December 21, 2015 at 03:00PM

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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Of course, I am seeing this tonight. Going with my buddy BB. That's BB-8 to you. #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #BB8


Of course, I am seeing this tonight. Going with my buddy BB. That's BB-8 to you. #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #BB8

Posted on December 17, 2015 at 08:31PM

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Because #justice (and #sarcasm). Kill an innocent man and a 16 years later, you still have a job as a cop! Meanwhile, Diallo doesn't have a life. #bastards


Because #justice (and #sarcasm). Kill an innocent man and a 16 years later, you still have a job as a cop! Meanwhile, Diallo doesn't have a life. #bastards

Posted on December 17, 2015 at 01:15PM

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Sunday, December 13, 2015

Saw a few different Santas out for #SantaCon last night here in #NYC. Including one pair that seemed to be wearing saggy diapers under their Claus clothes.


Saw a few different Santas out for #SantaCon last night here in #NYC. Including one pair that seemed to be wearing saggy diapers under their Claus clothes.

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Saturday, December 12, 2015

It's in the mid-60sF in mid-December. It's beginning to look a lot like #summer, everywhere I gooooo! Where's your snowball now, #Imhofe!?!? Where is #winter?


It's in the mid-60sF in mid-December. It's beginning to look a lot like #summer, everywhere I gooooo! Where's your snowball now, #Imhofe!?!? Where is #winter?

Posted on December 12, 2015 at 11:54AM

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Thursday, December 10, 2015

Clearly, this is the @BreakingNews app's "nearby" feature because what does the weather in Pakistan have to do with most of Earth? Seriously. Who cares. Is it still "breaking" news if it doesn't matter?


Clearly, this is the @BreakingNews app's "nearby" feature because what does the weather in Pakistan have to do with most of Earth? Seriously. Who cares. Is it still "breaking" news if it doesn't matter?

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

You know how those poles on the #NYC #subway get dirty? Like this. Serious #SubwayDouchery right here. #GoingToSaySomethingNextTime


You know how those poles on the #NYC #subway get dirty? Like this. Serious #SubwayDouchery right here. #GoingToSaySomethingNextTime

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 11:57PM

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So glad to see the #Metadata app for #iOS send me a notification. the #AppStore won't let you get this app anymore. Guess #Apple is cool with the #DroneWar going unreported because it is "excessively crude or objectionable." I mean, I agree with them but we need to know US #drones are killing people, right?


So glad to see the #Metadata app for #iOS send me a notification. the #AppStore won't let you get this app anymore. Guess #Apple is cool with the #DroneWar going unreported because it is "excessively crude or objectionable." I mean, I agree with them but we need to know US #drones are killing people, right?

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 10:43PM

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This ad on the #NYC #subway reminded me of how #Chiquita did not always make people smile. Ever hear of #TheUnitedFruitCompany? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Fruit_Company #neocolonialism baby!


This ad on the #NYC #subway reminded me of how #Chiquita did not always make people smile. Ever hear of #TheUnitedFruitCompany? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Fruit_Company #neocolonialism baby!

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 03:25PM

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Monday, November 16, 2015

It was a #Halliburton plant? Sounds like #karma to me. Of course, people are suffering for that karma. Maybe we shouldn't allow chemical plants to exist...?


It was a #Halliburton plant? Sounds like #karma to me. Of course, people are suffering for that karma. Maybe we shouldn't allow chemical plants to exist...?

Posted on November 16, 2015 at 10:28PM

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What happens in my apartment when TheWife and I just don't care about having a proper dinner.


What happens in my apartment when TheWife and I just don't care about having a proper dinner.

Posted on November 16, 2015 at 12:22AM

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Saturday, November 14, 2015

Thinking about #Paris, today. I was lucky enough to visit #TheCityOfLights two years ago and can't imagine why they were targeted. #jesuisparis


Thinking about #Paris, today. I was lucky enough to visit #TheCityOfLights two years ago and can't imagine why they were targeted. #jesuisparis

Posted on November 14, 2015 at 04:38PM

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Ok, this #BusStopAd is a #fail. It gives me zero practical reasons to do anything about what it is advertising. #Go90 should get better #advertising.


Ok, this #BusStopAd is a #fail. It gives me zero practical reasons to do anything about what it is advertising. #Go90 should get better #advertising.

Posted on November 10, 2015 at 08:56PM

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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Not only does @HanaMichiNYC provide delicious #JapaneseFood and #DanceMusic but also a surprise guest star.


Not only does @HanaMichiNYC provide delicious #JapaneseFood and #DanceMusic but also a surprise guest star.

Posted on November 08, 2015 at 04:34PM

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This is a sign that hangs on the wall next to the waste basket in the @HanaMichiNYC men's room. What does it say? My #Japanese is not good enough to read it, sadly.


This is a sign that hangs on the wall next to the waste basket in the @HanaMichiNYC men's room. What does it say? My #Japanese is not good enough to read it, sadly.

Posted on November 08, 2015 at 04:29PM

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Saturday, November 7, 2015

Some more video of that cool -n- #Japanesey men's room at @hanamichinyc! #techno #music #dance


Some more video of that cool -n- #Japanesey men's room at @hanamichinyc! #techno #music #dance

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:25PM

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Some video of the very cool and #Japanesey men's room at @HanaMichiNYC #GeishaOnTheWall


Some video of the very cool and #Japanesey men's room at @HanaMichiNYC #GeishaOnTheWall

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:19PM

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Go in the men's room at @HanaMichiNYC and this is what you see! #GeishaOnTheCeiling #VeryCool Want this in my apartment's bathroom!


Go in the men's room at @HanaMichiNYC and this is what you see! #GeishaOnTheCeiling #VeryCool Want this in my apartment's bathroom!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:12PM

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Hey, it's delicious #okonomiyaki at #HanaMichi tonight! Watch the #BonitaFlakes move on their own! #yummy!


Hey, it's delicious #okonomiyaki at #HanaMichi tonight! Watch the #BonitaFlakes move on their own! #yummy!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:54PM

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Tonight @sierrarein and I ate dinner at #HannaMichi down on 32nd. #24hour #sushi, people. #24HourSushi!! Oh and it was delicious!! #NYC


Tonight @sierrarein and I ate dinner at #HannaMichi down on 32nd. #24hour #sushi, people. #24HourSushi!! Oh and it was delicious!!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:33PM

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Got to ride the old wooden #escalators at #Macys34th tonight! #OldSkool #NYC!


Got to ride the old wooden #escalators at #Macys34th tonight! #OldSkool #NYC!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:30PM

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The #EmpireStateBuilding is lit up all pretty in #rainbow colors tonight! #ESB #NYC


The #EmpireStateBuilding is lit up all pretty in #rainbow colors tonight! #ESB #NYC

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 08:52PM

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Remember that #cranberry bog @OceanSprayInc set up? Well, this stupid tree is there now. #pfft!! #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc #ChristmasIsComing!


Remember that #cranberry bog @OceanSprayInc set up? Well, this stupid tree is there now. #pfft!! #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc #ChristmasIsComing!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 03:56PM

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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Still some leaves hanging in there at #LindenTerrace #FortTryonPark #NYC. Such a comfortable day out today despite the gray sky.


Still some leaves hanging in there at #LindenTerrace #FortTryonPark #NYC. Such a comfortable day out today despite the gray sky.

Posted on November 05, 2015 at 03:57PM

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Chilling in #FtTryonPark on my day off. Lovely to see all the colors... sticking to my shoes. #NYCLife #NYC


Chilling in #FtTryonPark on my day off. Lovely to see all the colors... sticking to my shoes. #NYCLife #NYC

Posted on November 05, 2015 at 02:53PM

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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

This #cranberry bog is surrounded by actually growing cranberry plants. Thanks for this fun/educational event at #RockefellerCenter, @rockcenternyc and @oceansprayinc!


This #cranberry bog is surrounded by actually growing cranberry plants. Thanks for this fun/educational event at #RockefellerCenter, @rockcenternyc and @oceansprayinc!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:49AM

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15 more seconds of video from @OceanSprayInc's #wonderberry event in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc featuring more #cranberries than you've probably ever seen in one place!


15 more seconds of video from @OceanSprayInc's #wonderberry event in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc featuring more #cranberries than you've probably ever seen in one place!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:44AM

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More #cranberry bog fun in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc at the @OceanSprayInc event! Got some free drinks!


More #cranberry bog fun in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc at the @OceanSprayInc event! Got some free drinks!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:41AM

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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

The #cranberries in a rather large (for #NYC) #cranberry pool at @OceanSprayInc's event at #RockefellerCenter (@RockCenterNYC) today (it continues tomorrow!)


The #cranberries in a rather large (for #NYC) #cranberry pool at @OceanSprayInc's event at #RockefellerCenter (@RockCenterNYC) today (it continues tomorrow!)

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 11:08PM

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15 seconds of #OceanSpray's #cranberry event at #RockefellerCenter today. Those #cranberries are floating in about a foot of water and that guy is an actual cranberry farmer. #NYCLife


15 seconds of #OceanSpray's #cranberry event at #RockefellerCenter today. Those #cranberries are floating in about a foot of water and that guy is an actual cranberry farmer. #NYCLife

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 09:38PM

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The highlight of my attempt to buy #PepsiPerfect this morning on @pepsi's website. #PepsiImperfect


The highlight of my attempt to buy #PepsiPerfect this morning on @pepsi's website. #PepsiImperfect

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 09:11PM

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"THE FUTURE IS NOW" but "COMING SOON" @Pepsi? Sigh... #PepsiPerfect


"THE FUTURE IS NOW" but "COMING SOON" @Pepsi? Sigh... #PepsiPerfect

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 08:54AM

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Monday, November 2, 2015

The trees... they're full of stars! The #holidays have arrived at #RockefellerCenter #NYC!


The trees... they're full of stars! The #holidays have arrived at #RockefellerCenter #NYC!

Posted on November 02, 2015 at 11:39PM

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Saturday, October 31, 2015

My local theater-of-choice added more screenings of #StarWars #TheForceAwakens so now I'm seeing it opening night after all! Sadly, TheWife will be out of town for work :(


My local theater-of-choice added more screenings of #StarWars #TheForceAwakens so now I'm seeing it opening night after all! Sadly, TheWife will be out of town for work :(

Posted on October 31, 2015 at 06:23PM

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Friday, October 30, 2015

Hey, this is neat: the #TransformationDepartment, an anonymous group in #NYC, is fixing-up bike lanes that the city isn't! That's #awesome! O/c it would be better if the city could keep those lanes maintained...


Hey, this is neat: the #TransformationDepartment, an anonymous group in #NYC, is fixing-up bike lanes that the city isn't! That's #awesome! O/c it would be better if the city could keep those lanes maintained...

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Thursday, October 29, 2015

The #EU is taking a huge stand against #America. I hope they'll keep running with this. We've done a lot wrong.


The #EU is taking a huge stand against #America. I hope they'll keep running with this. We've done a lot wrong.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Is someone over at @pepsi drunk? All these tweets have been deleted... #conspiracy???


Is someone over at @pepsi drunk? All these tweets have been deleted... #conspiracy???

Posted on October 28, 2015 at 04:55PM

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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

From the @Guardian app for #iOS: the #USSenate passes #Cisa. #Corporations sharing customer data with the #USG! #WhatCouldGoWrong?


From the @Guardian app for #iOS: the #USSenate passes #Cisa. #Corporations sharing customer data with the #USG! #WhatCouldGoWrong?

Posted on October 27, 2015 at 07:32PM

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Monday, October 26, 2015

From #TheGuardian app for #Android: proof there is no #god! #Bacon is a #carcinogen almost as bad as #cigarettes! #Noooo! #Whyyyy!?!


From #TheGuardian app for #Android: proof their is no #god! #Bacon is a #carcinogen almost as bad as #cigarettes! #Noooo! #Whyyyy!?!
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Sunday, October 25, 2015

Saw this at the #LegoStore at #RockefellerCenter recently. Look through the #Lego tourist #binoculars and see a #Lego #StatueOfLiberty!


Saw this at the #LegoStore at #RockefellerCenter recently. Look through the #Lego tourist #binoculars and see a #Lego #StatueOfLiberty!

Posted on October 25, 2015 at 08:52PM

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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Nice jacket, #pardner! Always love it when folks find ways to stand out in #NYC. #CowboyFashion #oldwest #cowboys


Nice jacket, #pardner! Always love it when folks find ways to stand out in #NYC. #CowboyFashion #oldwest #cowboys

Posted on October 22, 2015 at 06:01PM

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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Yep, that's right, the top spy in #America uses #AOL for his personal email. We've got some #incompetent leaders, y'all. Even my email is more secure! (I use #ProtonMail and so should #JohnBrennan.)


Yep, that's right, the top spy in #America uses #AOL for his personal email. We've got some #incompetent leaders, y'all. Even my email is more secure! (I use #ProtonMail and so should #JohnBrennan.)

Posted on October 21, 2015 at 11:41PM

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Now just hang on a second, #NYC--wasn't yesterday #winter?


Now just hang on a second, #NYC--wasn't yesterday #winter?

Posted on October 21, 2015 at 09:10AM

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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The thing I really hate about winter: thanks to my noisy #NYC radiator, THIS is what my sleep patterns tend to look like. Too much light sleep!!


The thing I really hate about winter: thanks to my noisy #NYC radiator, THIS is what my sleep patterns tend to look like. Too much light sleep!!

Posted on October 20, 2015 at 12:56AM

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Got our @StarWars #TheForceAwakens tickets! For uh... dang... so many were sold out already! Ah well. #HappyNewYear everybody!


Got our @StarWars #TheForceAwakens tickets! For uh... dang... so many were sold out already! Ah well. #HappyNewYear everybody!

Posted on October 20, 2015 at 12:48AM

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Monday, October 19, 2015

Winter is... here, I guess? #NYC #weather


Winter is... here, I guess? #NYC #weather

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Saturday, October 17, 2015

Marked-down #Tomorrowland figures at @midtowncomics. Just $5 for a character you completely forgot was in a movie you've completely blocked from your memory. #SeemsLegit


Marked-down #Tomorrowland figures at @midtowncomics. Just $5 for a character you completely forgot was in a movie you've blocked from your memory. #SeemsLegit

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Friday, October 16, 2015

I am easily entertained.


I am easily entertained.

Posted on October 16, 2015 at 11:05PM

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Watching the #IceSkaters earlier tonight at #RockefellerCenter. Watch for the unstable ones!


Watching the #IceSkaters earlier tonight at #RockefellerCenter. Watch for the unstable ones!

Posted on October 16, 2015 at 10:03PM

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Also available at my local #Deals: 10 pouches of #Frozen #Elsa and #Anna #FruitFlavoredSnacks. I could make all kinds if sexist jokes but I will not...


Also available at my local #Deals: 10 pouches of #Frozen #Elsa and #Anna #FruitFlavoredSnacks. I could make all kinds if sexist jokes but I will not...

Posted on October 16, 2015 at 09:38PM

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Available at my local #Deals: a box of #StarWars with #DarthVader. Squint and you can see what this really is. #Vader-flavored #FruitFlavoredSnacks!


Available at my local #Deals: a box of #StarWars with #DarthVader. Squint and you can see what this really is. #Vader-flavored #FruitFlavoredSnacks!

Posted on October 16, 2015 at 09:32PM

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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Sorry, #Republicans, removing Sanger's bust won't make her any less historically important but it will make the #GOP look less relevant. Don't choke on those #FreedomFries, now!


Sorry, #Republicans, removing Sanger's bust won't make her any less historically important but it will make the #GOP look less relevant. Don't choke on those #FreedomFries, now!

Posted on October 13, 2015 at 05:36PM

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Someone's #ServiceDog vs the #demo #Sphero #BB8! FIGHT! OK, really it was BARK! #NYCC


Someone's #ServiceDog vs the #demo #Sphero #BB8! FIGHT! OK, really it was BARK! #NYCC

Posted on October 11, 2015 at 10:19PM

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This is what a $12.75 #PulledPork sandwich at #NYCC looks like. It was really delicious but mark-up like that should be illegal.


This is what a $12.75 #PulledPork sandwich at #NYCC looks like. It was really delicious but mark-up like that should be illegal.

Posted on October 11, 2015 at 09:54PM

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Saw this awesome #StarWars family at the #Sphero #BB8 booth today at #NYCC. So #adorable! (#Chewie was the mom!)


Saw this awesome #StarWars family at the #Sphero #BB8 booth today at #NYCC. So #adorable! (#Chewie was the mom!)

Posted on October 11, 2015 at 06:51PM

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Today at #NYCC my past caught up with me. #StarWars #stormtroopers


Today at #NYCC my past caught up with me. #StarWars #stormtroopers

Posted on October 11, 2015 at 06:23PM

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Friday, October 9, 2015

The #EmpireStateBuilding from inside the #JavitsCenter through what ever the heck Javits is made of. Unicorn fencing, I think. Taken during #NYCC w/my #DroidTurbo


The #EmpireStateBuilding from inside the #JavitsCenter through what ever the heck Javits is made of. Unicorn fencing, I think. Taken during #NYCC w/my #DroidTurbo

Posted on October 09, 2015 at 09:01PM

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Saw the #YazBand again today at the #42ndStAtrainStation. I saw them in the same spot a couple years ago! #NYC #subway #liveperformances


Saw the #YazBand again today at the #42ndStAtrainStation. I saw them in the same spot a couple years ago! #NYC #subway #liveperformances

Posted on October 09, 2015 at 06:27PM

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Concerning #clouds over #Manhattan today as I left #NYCC. #NYC


Concerning #clouds over #Manhattan today as I left #NYCC. #NYC

Posted on October 09, 2015 at 06:09PM

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