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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Please, #parents, don't do this with your kids. Especially not after10pm. Even on #Thanksgiving.


For a long time, #Thanksgiving means 2 things to me: 1) #TURKEY and 2) the #MST3K #TURKEYDAY MARATHON!! IT HAS BEGUN! #BringBackMST3K!


For a long time, #Thanksgiving means 2 things to me: 1) #TURKEY and 2) the #MST3K #TURKEYDAY MARATHON!! IT HAS BEGUN! #BringBackMST3K!

Posted on November 26, 2015 at 12:10PM

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

You know how those poles on the #NYC #subway get dirty? Like this. Serious #SubwayDouchery right here. #GoingToSaySomethingNextTime


You know how those poles on the #NYC #subway get dirty? Like this. Serious #SubwayDouchery right here. #GoingToSaySomethingNextTime

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 11:57PM

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So glad to see the #Metadata app for #iOS send me a notification. the #AppStore won't let you get this app anymore. Guess #Apple is cool with the #DroneWar going unreported because it is "excessively crude or objectionable." I mean, I agree with them but we need to know US #drones are killing people, right?


So glad to see the #Metadata app for #iOS send me a notification. the #AppStore won't let you get this app anymore. Guess #Apple is cool with the #DroneWar going unreported because it is "excessively crude or objectionable." I mean, I agree with them but we need to know US #drones are killing people, right?

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 10:43PM

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This ad on the #NYC #subway reminded me of how #Chiquita did not always make people smile. Ever hear of #TheUnitedFruitCompany? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Fruit_Company #neocolonialism baby!


This ad on the #NYC #subway reminded me of how #Chiquita did not always make people smile. Ever hear of #TheUnitedFruitCompany? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Fruit_Company #neocolonialism baby!

Posted on November 24, 2015 at 03:25PM

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Monday, November 16, 2015

It was a #Halliburton plant? Sounds like #karma to me. Of course, people are suffering for that karma. Maybe we shouldn't allow chemical plants to exist...?


It was a #Halliburton plant? Sounds like #karma to me. Of course, people are suffering for that karma. Maybe we shouldn't allow chemical plants to exist...?

Posted on November 16, 2015 at 10:28PM

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What happens in my apartment when TheWife and I just don't care about having a proper dinner.


What happens in my apartment when TheWife and I just don't care about having a proper dinner.

Posted on November 16, 2015 at 12:22AM

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Saturday, November 14, 2015

Thinking about #Paris, today. I was lucky enough to visit #TheCityOfLights two years ago and can't imagine why they were targeted. #jesuisparis


Thinking about #Paris, today. I was lucky enough to visit #TheCityOfLights two years ago and can't imagine why they were targeted. #jesuisparis

Posted on November 14, 2015 at 04:38PM

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Ok, this #BusStopAd is a #fail. It gives me zero practical reasons to do anything about what it is advertising. #Go90 should get better #advertising.


Ok, this #BusStopAd is a #fail. It gives me zero practical reasons to do anything about what it is advertising. #Go90 should get better #advertising.

Posted on November 10, 2015 at 08:56PM

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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Not only does @HanaMichiNYC provide delicious #JapaneseFood and #DanceMusic but also a surprise guest star.


Not only does @HanaMichiNYC provide delicious #JapaneseFood and #DanceMusic but also a surprise guest star.

Posted on November 08, 2015 at 04:34PM

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This is a sign that hangs on the wall next to the waste basket in the @HanaMichiNYC men's room. What does it say? My #Japanese is not good enough to read it, sadly.


This is a sign that hangs on the wall next to the waste basket in the @HanaMichiNYC men's room. What does it say? My #Japanese is not good enough to read it, sadly.

Posted on November 08, 2015 at 04:29PM

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Saturday, November 7, 2015

Some more video of that cool -n- #Japanesey men's room at @hanamichinyc! #techno #music #dance


Some more video of that cool -n- #Japanesey men's room at @hanamichinyc! #techno #music #dance

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:25PM

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Some video of the very cool and #Japanesey men's room at @HanaMichiNYC #GeishaOnTheWall


Some video of the very cool and #Japanesey men's room at @HanaMichiNYC #GeishaOnTheWall

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:19PM

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Go in the men's room at @HanaMichiNYC and this is what you see! #GeishaOnTheCeiling #VeryCool Want this in my apartment's bathroom!


Go in the men's room at @HanaMichiNYC and this is what you see! #GeishaOnTheCeiling #VeryCool Want this in my apartment's bathroom!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 11:12PM

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Hey, it's delicious #okonomiyaki at #HanaMichi tonight! Watch the #BonitaFlakes move on their own! #yummy!


Hey, it's delicious #okonomiyaki at #HanaMichi tonight! Watch the #BonitaFlakes move on their own! #yummy!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:54PM

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Tonight @sierrarein and I ate dinner at #HannaMichi down on 32nd. #24hour #sushi, people. #24HourSushi!! Oh and it was delicious!! #NYC


Tonight @sierrarein and I ate dinner at #HannaMichi down on 32nd. #24hour #sushi, people. #24HourSushi!! Oh and it was delicious!!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:33PM

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Got to ride the old wooden #escalators at #Macys34th tonight! #OldSkool #NYC!


Got to ride the old wooden #escalators at #Macys34th tonight! #OldSkool #NYC!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 10:30PM

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The #EmpireStateBuilding is lit up all pretty in #rainbow colors tonight! #ESB #NYC


The #EmpireStateBuilding is lit up all pretty in #rainbow colors tonight! #ESB #NYC

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 08:52PM

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Remember that #cranberry bog @OceanSprayInc set up? Well, this stupid tree is there now. #pfft!! #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc #ChristmasIsComing!


Remember that #cranberry bog @OceanSprayInc set up? Well, this stupid tree is there now. #pfft!! #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc #ChristmasIsComing!

Posted on November 07, 2015 at 03:56PM

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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Still some leaves hanging in there at #LindenTerrace #FortTryonPark #NYC. Such a comfortable day out today despite the gray sky.


Still some leaves hanging in there at #LindenTerrace #FortTryonPark #NYC. Such a comfortable day out today despite the gray sky.

Posted on November 05, 2015 at 03:57PM

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Chilling in #FtTryonPark on my day off. Lovely to see all the colors... sticking to my shoes. #NYCLife #NYC


Chilling in #FtTryonPark on my day off. Lovely to see all the colors... sticking to my shoes. #NYCLife #NYC

Posted on November 05, 2015 at 02:53PM

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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

This #cranberry bog is surrounded by actually growing cranberry plants. Thanks for this fun/educational event at #RockefellerCenter, @rockcenternyc and @oceansprayinc!


This #cranberry bog is surrounded by actually growing cranberry plants. Thanks for this fun/educational event at #RockefellerCenter, @rockcenternyc and @oceansprayinc!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:49AM

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15 more seconds of video from @OceanSprayInc's #wonderberry event in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc featuring more #cranberries than you've probably ever seen in one place!


15 more seconds of video from @OceanSprayInc's #wonderberry event in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc featuring more #cranberries than you've probably ever seen in one place!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:44AM

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More #cranberry bog fun in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc at the @OceanSprayInc event! Got some free drinks!


More #cranberry bog fun in #RockefellerCenter @rockcenternyc at the @OceanSprayInc event! Got some free drinks!

Posted on November 04, 2015 at 10:41AM

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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

The #cranberries in a rather large (for #NYC) #cranberry pool at @OceanSprayInc's event at #RockefellerCenter (@RockCenterNYC) today (it continues tomorrow!)


The #cranberries in a rather large (for #NYC) #cranberry pool at @OceanSprayInc's event at #RockefellerCenter (@RockCenterNYC) today (it continues tomorrow!)

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 11:08PM

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15 seconds of #OceanSpray's #cranberry event at #RockefellerCenter today. Those #cranberries are floating in about a foot of water and that guy is an actual cranberry farmer. #NYCLife


15 seconds of #OceanSpray's #cranberry event at #RockefellerCenter today. Those #cranberries are floating in about a foot of water and that guy is an actual cranberry farmer. #NYCLife

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 09:38PM

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The highlight of my attempt to buy #PepsiPerfect this morning on @pepsi's website. #PepsiImperfect


The highlight of my attempt to buy #PepsiPerfect this morning on @pepsi's website. #PepsiImperfect

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 09:11PM

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"THE FUTURE IS NOW" but "COMING SOON" @Pepsi? Sigh... #PepsiPerfect


"THE FUTURE IS NOW" but "COMING SOON" @Pepsi? Sigh... #PepsiPerfect

Posted on November 03, 2015 at 08:54AM

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Monday, November 2, 2015

The trees... they're full of stars! The #holidays have arrived at #RockefellerCenter #NYC!


The trees... they're full of stars! The #holidays have arrived at #RockefellerCenter #NYC!

Posted on November 02, 2015 at 11:39PM

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