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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Logged into my #Miitomo acct from a 2nd device & lost all my coins. Douche move @Nintendo!


Logged into my #Miitomo acct from a 2nd device & lost all my coins. Douche move @Nintendo!

Posted on March 31, 2016 at 07:00PM

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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Saw these at @TraderJoes. Not sure which is worse, the price or the laziness of who ever named them. #YellowJuice #GreenJuice #RedJuice? Is the juice made from dye?!? #lazy #uninformative


Saw these at @TraderJoes. Not sure which is worse, the price or the laziness of who ever named them. #YellowJuice #GreenJuice #RedJuice? Is the juice made from dye?!? #lazy #uninformative

Posted on March 30, 2016 at 09:53AM

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Monday, March 28, 2016

Here's a test, @instagram, roll out your changes but make them opt-in. Let's see how popular they are before force them on us.


Here's a test, @instagram, roll out your changes but make them opt-in. Let's see how popular they are before force them on us.

Posted on March 28, 2016 at 11:01PM

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Uh-oh--looks like we better start patrolling Christian neighborhoods!


Uh-oh--looks like we better start patrolling Christian neighborhoods!  #Points to @thedailybeast for using an image that makes the WH shooter look like he was bout 35 years younger and armed to the teeth. #alarmist
Posted on March 28, 2016 at 06:01PM
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Last week on #BallpointAdventures.com: Barbie discovers a sad truth! New strip later today!


Last week on #BallpointAdventures.com: Barbie discovers a sad truth! New strip later today!

Posted on March 28, 2016 at 11:17AM

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Watch me draw part of this week's comic on BallpointAdventures.com in this #timelapse video! Support me at patreon.thepete.com to see the full 3 minute version!


Watch me draw part of this week's comic on BallpointAdventures.com in this #timelapse video! Support me at patreon.thepete.com to see the full 3 minute version!

Posted on March 23, 2016 at 04:24PM

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Uh-oh. #CarbonEmissions are @ their highest in 66 million years and it's OUR fault for being so populous and for breathing. Can we build spaceships NOW, PLEASE?!?


Uh-oh. #CarbonEmissions are @ their highest in 66 million years and it's OUR fault for being so populous and for breathing. Can we build spaceships NOW, PLEASE?!?

Posted on March 22, 2016 at 09:49PM

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Saturday, March 19, 2016

Last week at BallpointAdventures.com, Billy and Barbie entered an alt America! Go read the rest!


Last week at BallpointAdventures.com, Billy and Barbie entered an alt America! Go read the rest!

Posted on March 19, 2016 at 06:51PM

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Friday, March 18, 2016

A must read/watch/listen to #SupremeCourt segment on @DemocracyNow yesterday. Holy crap, #SCOTUS has done horrible things. http://m.democracynow.org/stories/16045 Seriously. This is unbelievable.


A must read/watch/listen to #SupremeCourt segment on @DemocracyNow yesterday. Holy crap, #SCOTUS has done horrible things. http://m.democracynow.org/stories/16045 Seriously. This is unbelievable.

Posted on March 18, 2016 at 01:52PM

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Thursday, March 17, 2016

Do you hate the "Show best tweets first" feature on @Twitter? Me too! Go into settings and turn it off! #KeepMineChronological Let's hope @Instagram lets us opt out, too. I WILL walk away from IG if they don't.


Do you hate the "Show best tweets first" feature on @Twitter? Me too! Go into settings and turn it off! #KeepMineChronological Let's hope @Instagram lets us opt out, too. I WILL walk away from IG if they don't.

Posted on March 17, 2016 at 11:12AM

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

On this week's edition of #thepete #podcast! #Clinton Kool-Aid & Terrible #Trump! Go listen: http://thepete.com/podcast


On this week's edition of #thepete #podcast! #Clinton Kool-Aid & Terrible #Trump! Go listen: http://thepete.com/podcast

Posted on March 16, 2016 at 12:22PM

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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Neat. #Spanish #JahovasWitness #propaganda pamphlet stuck in our door this morning. Sorry, only #English-speaking #atheists live here! #doh!


Neat. #Spanish #JahovasWitness #propaganda pamphlet stuck in our door this morning. Sorry, only #English-speaking #atheists live here! #doh!

Posted on March 15, 2016 at 01:22PM

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Thursday, March 10, 2016

This week at BallpointAdventures.com, Billy and Barbie get fed up with this reality!


This week at BallpointAdventures.com, Billy and Barbie get fed up with this reality!

Posted on March 10, 2016 at 10:53AM

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Don't worry--the military #drones have not been been used domestically for #MilitaryPurposes (yet). It's not like #MissionCreep is a thing. #OverReach is still a thing tho #PosseComitatus probably isn't. #AMERICA!


Don't worry--the military #drones have not been been used domestically for #MilitaryPurposes (yet). It's not like #MissionCreep is a thing. #OverReach is still a thing tho #PosseComitatus probably isn't. #AMERICA!

Posted on March 10, 2016 at 10:14AM

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Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Yesterday on @DemocracyNow: http://owl.li/Ze89o #AMAZING documentary on how The #FlintWaterCrisis played out. #MustWatch/#MustListen!!


Yesterday on @DemocracyNow: http://owl.li/Ze89o #AMAZING documentary on how The #FlintWaterCrisis played out. #MustWatch/#MustListen!!

Posted on March 09, 2016 at 01:27PM

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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

The price of gas was more than twice this when I first moved to #Manhattan 8 years ago. When are we going to hear the #GOP thank #Obama?


The price of gas was more than twice this when I first moved to #Manhattan 8 years ago. When are we going to hear the #GOP thank #Obama?

Posted on March 08, 2016 at 08:02PM

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Monday, March 7, 2016

Last week at BallpointAdventures.com: Billy and Barbie realize the truth about this election...


Last week at BallpointAdventures.com: Billy and Barbie realize the truth about this election...

Posted on March 07, 2016 at 10:24AM

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Another example of my talk show pausing skillz. @thedailyshow @TrevorNoah #AnInconvenientDouche #DonaldDrumpf #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain


Another example of my talk show pausing skillz. @thedailyshow @TrevorNoah #AnInconvenientDouche #DonaldDrumpf #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

Posted on March 04, 2016 at 08:04PM

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Sometimes I pause talk shows when I think its appropriate. #politics #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #JohnOliver, you are a prince, sir!


Sometimes I pause talk shows when I think its appropriate. #politics #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain #JohnOliver, you are a prince, sir!

Posted on March 03, 2016 at 09:47PM

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