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Sunday, July 31, 2016

RT @ThinkAtheist: https://t.co/7OeF6cfFhd


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DO IT! #DoIt! Come on, #GOP! You're smarter than this!The only way to save your party is by unifying against #Trump! https://t.co/EQzN92u3XB


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posted: July 31, 2016 at 05:31PM

RT @afghan_tariq: Afghanistan’s giant Buddhas rise again with 3D light projection Via Ansar Khilji https://t.co/KPib2vqMi4


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posted: July 31, 2016 at 05:21PM

Here's a #sneakpeek of this week's new #comic at #BallpointAdventures.com https://t.co/OWeZJJT1OR


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RT @CorComm: .@HaroldItz @EricKleefeld The originals: https://t.co/ZWFl5ZMP6V


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posted: July 31, 2016 at 03:52PM

RT @HaroldItz: New American Gothic https://t.co/4mx2zYV07c


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RT @btx91: 😒😒😒 https://t.co/kuCIjrnQEG


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posted: July 31, 2016 at 03:39PM

Less weird and more ironic. But yeah. Good point. https://t.co/UwWulrIgPo


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posted: July 31, 2016 at 12:54AM

RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: This cartoon is from 1987 https://t.co/L6HU0WwiIp


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Friday, July 29, 2016

This week's new #webcomic at https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD tackled #BlackLivesMatter #AllLivesMatter #BlueLivesMatter. https://t.co/DkZiOqfLqT


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posted: July 29, 2016 at 03:49PM

This week's new #webcomic at https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD tackled #BlackLivesMatter #AllLivesMatter #BlueLivesMatter. https://t.co/DkZiOqfLqT


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posted: July 29, 2016 at 03:49PM

Hm, I feel like this should be filed under #SeemsToGoodToBeTrue #HillaryClinton #jobs #10million #seriously? … https://t.co/TRILTdMWNe


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posted: July 29, 2016 at 02:56PM

#thepete #podcast 7/26/16: Post-#RNC2016 edition! + #voting for bad +#CultureOfIgnorance

This week on #thepetepodcast: #TedCruz did something good for humanity and reminds us how we should always vote! (Yes, Margaret, this IS Bizarro World.)  Meanwhile, #stupidity may elect #DonaldTrump in November. Weee!!  Listen for all the gritty details!!

Here is a direct download of the 10 minute mp3 of this week's #thepete #podcast, or you can subscribe to #thepete #podcast! ;)

Got iTunes? Sure, we're all forced to! Subscribe to #thepete #podcast on iTunes!

You can also listen to this podcast on Audioboom!  In fact, you'll get to listen one day earlier than iTunes and RSS subscribers!

You can always find more episodes of #thepete #podcast at podcast.thepete.com! !

Let me know what you think of this podcast! Leave a comment here or on Twitter or where ever you found my podcast. THANKS!

Like what I do online? Support me on Patreon or by buying my long-form comic, INKSTREME BALLPOINT ADVENTURES!  Or, hey, just buy me a cup of coffee!  Seriously--every bit helps!! Thanks!

Friday, July 22, 2016

This week on #thepete #podcast: it's the #RNC2016 edition! + #Ghostbusters!


#thepetepodcast this week covers the mess that is the #GOP's #RepublicanNationalConvention day 1! #MelaniaTrump vs #MichelleObama, Congressman #SteveKing vs #history. #PLUS: poor #LeslieJones gets seriously harassed on #Twitter. So, so, #wrong. #politics, #sexism #racism and more! All on this week's #podcast! Recorded July 19, 2016

Here is a direct download of the 10 minute mp3 of this week's #thepete #podcast, or you can subscribe to #thepete #podcast! ;)

Got iTunes? Sure, we're all forced to! Subscribe to #thepete #podcast on iTunes!

You can also listen to this podcast on Audioboom!  In fact, you'll get to listen one day earlier than iTunes and RSS subscribers!

You can always find more episodes of #thepete #podcast at podcast.thepete.com!

Let me know what you think of this podcast! Leave a comment here or on Twitter or where ever you found my podcast. THANKS!

Like what I do online? Support me on Patreon or by buying my long-form comic, INKSTREME BALLPOINT ADVENTURES!  Or, hey, just buy me a cup of coffee!  

Seriously--every bit helps!! Thanks!

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Ah, #GOODSTUFF. Trump seems to be borking this to help out Hillary. How could they think this wouldn't be noticed?!? https://t.co/LkWurmqPCz



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July 19, 2016 at 02:22PM

Monday, July 18, 2016

Wow. Darth Jowls, #DarkMedia Lord, thrown under the bus by his Sith Media Masters!! Very surprising... #RogerAiles … https://t.co/8LjVDzvIFX


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July 18, 2016 at 04:03PM

Friday, July 15, 2016

#thepete #podcast this week: #Guns #Dallas #HillaryClinton #BernieSanders & #Trump's secret


Yep, gotta talk about #gunviolence again in this week's #thepetepodcast. Plus #politics with #Bernie endorsing #Hillary and #Trump continuing to run like a freak. #ThisIsAmerica?

Here is a direct download of the 10 minute mp3 of this week's #thepete #podcast, or you can subscribe to #thepete #podcast! ;)

Got iTunes? Sure, we're all forced to! Subscribe to #thepete #podcast on iTunes!

You can also listen to this podcast on Audioboom!  In fact, you'll get to listen one day earlier than iTunes and RSS subscribers!

You can always find more episodes of #thepete #podcast at podcast.thepete.com!

Let me know what you think of this podcast! Leave a comment here or on Twitter or where ever you found my podcast. THANKS!

Like what I do online? Support me on Patreon or by buying my long-form comic, INKSTREME BALLPOINT ADVENTURES!  Or, hey, just buy me a cup of coffee!  Seriously--every bit helps!!  Thanks!

Drew last week's #webcomic on BallpointAdventures.com before I had heard about #PhilandoCastile #RIPPhilandoCastile


Drew last week's #webcomic on BallpointAdventures.com before I had heard about #PhilandoCastile #RIPPhilandoCastile

Posted on July 15, 2016 at 12:16PM

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

I'm not proud, but I admit it. I drank a can of #America tonight. Tasted like #WhitePrivilege.


I'm not proud, but I admit it. I drank a can of #America tonight. Tasted like #WhitePrivilege.

Posted on July 12, 2016 at 11:48PM

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SELL OUT! Just kidding. #ididntwantarevolutionanyway #babystepsftw! #BernieSanders #HillaryClinton #POTUS #maybe2020?


SELL OUT! Just kidding. #ididntwantarevolutionanyway #babystepsftw! #BernieSanders #HillaryClinton #POTUS #maybe2020?

Posted on July 12, 2016 at 11:49AM

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Friday, July 8, 2016

Here is this week's brand new #webcomic on #BallpointAdventures.com! Visit the site to read more #webcomics!


Here is this week's brand new #webcomic on #BallpointAdventures.com! Visit the site to read more #webcomics!

Posted on July 08, 2016 at 12:13PM

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#thepete #podcast 7/5/16: the #newsmedia + #DonaldTrump = #nightmare



This week on #thepetepodcast: I talk about how this is all the #mainstreammedia's fault and how #Trump has always been a #jerkweed.

Here is a direct download of the 10 minute mp3 of this week's #thepete #podcast, or you can subscribe to #thepete #podcast! ;)

Got iTunes? Sure, we're all forced to! Subscribe to #thepete #podcast on iTunes!

You can also listen to this podcast on Audioboom!  In fact, you'll get to listen one day earlier than iTunes and RSS subscribers!

Let me know what you think of this podcast! Leave a comment here or on Twitter or where ever you found my podcast. THANKS!

You can always find the latest episode of #thepete #podcast at podcast.thepete.com!

Like what I do online? Support me on Patreon or by buying my long-form comic, INKSTREME BALLPOINT ADVENTURES!  Or, hey, just buy me a cup of coffee!  Seriously--every bit helps!!  Thanks! Every little bit really does help!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Damn--somebody in #NYC is #baking cookies and left the oven door open!


Damn--somebody in #NYC is #baking cookies and left the oven door open!

Posted on July 06, 2016 at 12:59PM

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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

thepete's take: America is a Fearist Country

How does it feel to live in an fearist country?

That's right--whether any citizen of another country wants to say it to your face or not, if you're an American, you believe in fearism.  As Americans, we go on and on about how we need guns to keep us safe from a potentially abusive government, never quite realizing that the US government is supposed to be run for the people, by the people.  So, if it works the way it's supposed to, why are we afraid of our own people abusing us?  And why do we need to cling to our arm-bearing rights  with the ferocity of an actual bear?

Wayne LaPierre, CEO of the National Rifle Association, likes to remind us from time to time about how many threats we American citizens face, beyond just an abusive government.  Here is a cutting from a 2014 article I found quoting a speech LaPierre gave:
"We know, in the world that surrounds us, there are terrorists and there are home invaders, drug cartels, carjackers, knockout-gamers, and rapers and haters and campus killers, airport killers, shopping mall killers, and killers who scheme to destroy our country with massive storms of violence against our power grids or vicious waves of chemicals or disease that could collapse our society that sustains us all."
And a LOT of people agree with that guy.  So, guns.  Guns are the answer for many Americans.  Even to many of those who don't want to ever own a gun, it's OK for guns to be generally legal.  Because, you know, the 2nd Amendment, and because of that thought in the back of your head that the 2nd Amendment is there for a reason.  It's because we might need it some day. And what that really means is that you think guns trump everything.  Even the deaths of 49 gay people.  Even the deaths of 20 children.

The latest in the continuing flow of #spam from a contest I entered to win 2 tickets to see #Hamilton with #HillaryClinton.


The latest in the continuing flow of #spam from a contest I entered to win 2 tickets to see #Hamilton with #HillaryClinton. 10 spam emails since I entered the contest on 6/29. #seemsabusive #imwithspam

Posted on July 05, 2016 at 11:26AM

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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Oh, #iTunes! You want me to go to the #AppStore to get 2 apps you are telling me to update because they're only available on iOS just like the last hundred I just updated through you, iTunes? #StupidiTunesTricks #StupidAppleTricks Dammit, #Apple!!


Oh, #iTunes! You want me to go to the #AppStore to get 2 apps you are telling me to update because they're only available on iOS just like the last hundred I just updated through you, iTunes? #StupidiTunesTricks #StupidAppleTricks Dammit, #Apple!!

Posted on July 03, 2016 at 06:57PM

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Saturday, July 2, 2016

A #SneakPeek of next week's #comicstrip on #BallpoinAdventures.com! #PaulETishan is back to #lie some more!


A #SneakPeek of next week's #comicstrip on #BallpoinAdventures.com! #PaulETishan is back to #lie some more!

Posted on July 02, 2016 at 12:55PM

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This is what I get for entering a contest to win tickets to see #Hamilton with #Hillary. #imwithspam


This is what I get for entering a contest to win tickets to see #Hamilton with #Hillary. #imwithspam

Posted on July 02, 2016 at 11:43AM

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Friday, July 1, 2016

Aw, but I LIKE #FrenchToast!!


Aw, but I LIKE #FrenchToast!!

Posted on July 01, 2016 at 06:21PM

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This week's #comicstrip at #BallpoinAdventures.com! #DonaldTrump seriously mismanaged his campaign finances. #doh!


This week's #comicstrip at #BallpoinAdventures.com! #DonaldTrump seriously mismanaged his campaign finances. #doh!

Posted on July 01, 2016 at 12:48PM

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this week on #thepete #podcast: #Brexit! #Stupid #People! #Pride Day!


This week on #thepetepodcast, it's mostly about the UK voting to leave the EU (what a mess!) but I also sneak in a nice little message about tolerating your fellow human in honor of Pride Day which we just had last weekend.

Here is a direct download of the 10 minute mp3 of this week's #thepete #podcast, or you can subscribe to #thepete #podcast! ;)  Got iTunes? Sure, we're all forced to! Subscribe to #thepete #podcast on iTunes!  You can also listen to this podcast on Audioboom!  In fact, you'll get to listen one day earlier than iTunes and RSS subscribers!

Let me know what you think of this podcast! Leave a comment here or on Twitter or where ever you found my podcast. THANKS!

You can always find more episodes of #thepete #podcast at podcast.thepete.com!

Like what I do online? Support me on Patreon or by buying my long-form comic, INKSTREME BALLPOINT ADVENTURES!  Or, hey, just buy me a cup of coffee!