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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Some of us don't believe there is a god. Not sure why we need to bring belief in when so many facts prove we are al… https://t.co/58sNK0Tz0n


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posted: February 28, 2017 at 11:12PM

You've been scaring uneducated voters since you announced your candidacy you hypocrite! You think we'll believe you… https://t.co/ey0K4ORNm6


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Monday, February 27, 2017

Barbie uncovers a dark (tiny) truth about realDonaldTrump & America... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #… https://t.co/U1xR18GJP6


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posted: February 27, 2017 at 12:07PM

Barbie uncovers a dark (tiny) truth about realDonaldTrump & America... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #… https://t.co/U1xR18GJP6


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posted: February 27, 2017 at 12:07PM

Wow! They're getting pretty blatant just calling it the "White" dinner like that! What if America actually had a go… https://t.co/VP5pecODIl


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posted: February 27, 2017 at 10:27AM

Sunday, February 26, 2017

RT @mattdpearce: you invited milo on your show https://t.co/tOWvBrEpHD


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 09:45PM

Are you sure, @realDonaldTrump?Didn't you already try that back on January 20th? Your crowd looked pretty small to… https://t.co/wCyMkvj3ZA


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 10:05AM

If I were a Brit I'd have just vomited in my mouth a little. What a table of #jackasses. https://t.co/9h987VQHDu


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 09:58AM

RT @learnpolsci: And @Rosie as Bannon https://t.co/dqXtoH8twQ


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 09:57AM

RT @gotravelgear: He's so weak! Submissive to Putin, scared of the press. Easy to manipulate. This is not good for USA. https://t.co/fXebRDGYI5


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 09:44AM

Certainly sounds like something @realDonaldTrump would say. Definitely cowardly enough! Only weak leaders fear a st… https://t.co/tm9RNlZR7l


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posted: February 26, 2017 at 09:15AM

Saturday, February 25, 2017

It's this kind of crap that I'm talking about. Come on, #conservatives! It was also 65F on 12/25/15. This is not no… https://t.co/qFC68cgl57


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posted: February 25, 2017 at 08:15PM

Old but accurate!! We white folks are kind hypocrites, historically... https://t.co/TWYGKEWWo2


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posted: February 25, 2017 at 11:44AM

Hey media, fight fire w/fire & skip that #WhiteHouse Correspondent's Dinner. You know every time you do what he wan… https://t.co/07F1mAx88f


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posted: February 25, 2017 at 10:51AM

I always live it when one or even a few people try to define cultural rules for everyone. What 1st class douchebags. https://t.co/IqkHT7M4IK


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posted: February 25, 2017 at 10:19AM

Thursday, February 23, 2017

I'm guessing because the GOP are spineless cowards? Yeah, that's probably it! https://t.co/Bf4ASGLL7L


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 04:04PM

Wow. After a flight from America to America, #CustomsAndBorderPatrol demand "documents" from passengers before they… https://t.co/Qi4ijfqEcL


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 04:01PM

From 2006: Billy calls out #GeorgeW's fear mongering. Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/ilgOddQkut


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 12:02PM

From 2006: Billy calls out #GeorgeW's fear mongering. Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/ilgOddQkut


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 12:02PM

More #AlternativeFacts. Thanks @KellyannePolls! (You know the rest of the planet calls those things fictions, right… https://t.co/wRJ9Ijjx26


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 11:18AM

BUT HIS EMAILS! https://t.co/5AhvywjZC7


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posted: February 23, 2017 at 11:16AM

Monday, February 20, 2017

Barbie has TOTALLY figured out #DonaldTrump! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/vnGM2lXmKL


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posted: February 20, 2017 at 12:03PM

Barbie has TOTALLY figured out #DonaldTrump! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/vnGM2lXmKL


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posted: February 20, 2017 at 12:03PM

"Reminder"?? Never heard of this. Thing is, Trump has been a scumbag his entire life. Without Russians he is still… https://t.co/dZrS21lI78


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posted: February 20, 2017 at 09:18AM

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Horrible, stupid people operate in that reality. I am a white male & immediately find things withOUT white men in t… https://t.co/SgyByJyvLM


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posted: February 19, 2017 at 10:17PM

Hell--*I* love their sin enough to burn in hell! This is easy for me since there is no hell--o/c I'd still risk it… https://t.co/4I8nsuXEBf


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posted: February 19, 2017 at 01:56PM

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN https://t.co/zbj73S7fPh


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posted: February 19, 2017 at 12:24PM

#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/liduxeiTny


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posted: February 19, 2017 at 12:20PM

Saturday, February 18, 2017

RT @BraddJaffy: Trump: “simple rules... hire American” Mar-a-Lago hiring foreign workers https://t.co/Z0OUdoAAqj Trump winery, to… https://t.co/A27WKp1XkT


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 09:05PM

RT @Mediaite: Trump Starts Rally by Attacking Media: I Will Never Let the Media ‘Get Away’ With Lies https://t.co/9SiEgABkl0 (VID… https://t.co/iuujevfbRq


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:54PM

RT @JamilSmith: The leader of the "Blacks for Trump" group seated directly behind @POTUS used to be part of a murder cult. https://t.co/SZEl6UPrhT


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:52PM

All 8 of them! ;P https://t.co/AMKi4H0tgO


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:51PM

I hope no one is surprised by this. Just as unsurprising is that the easy solution to this is to stop fracking & sp… https://t.co/Xrumaqz4YL


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:50PM

Oh well. There goes his "Cool Santa" brand of hipster clothing and accessories he was going to sell through… https://t.co/mmpoXgyZPK


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:31PM

RT @fredericg: My money's on either reality or gravity :( https://t.co/QUwGE0l0MB


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 06:26PM

Also, they're all men with tiny penises... ...I assume. https://t.co/SLlFStUTBr


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:24PM

RT @Shogannai: Wow. Explains a lot https://t.co/A7NJuNcjRY


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:21PM

RT @Van_Vagabond: Flatearth meme factory located..... https://t.co/wlLo9HFUJI


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:15PM

RT @fredericg: great ! can he convince McConnell to stop enabling Trump and also stop voting for his cabinet ? https://t.co/gJRR9uRK4j


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:10PM

THERE'S the old #McCain I used to admire! And of course, he is right. Everyone please watch this. https://t.co/uPp2BHCxYw


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:09PM

RT @JuddLegum: 1. Guys, there is a A LOT more to the story of Trump's new trademark https://t.co/NjauHV3tf7


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 03:06PM

This should've gone viral when it was posted last year--#Trump in 1993 talking about who "looked Indian" to him. Pe… https://t.co/xC2hXZl7zl


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 02:55PM

RT @EFF: If you're taking to the streets, don't forget these security tips. https://t.co/8j8nca6ZAi


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 02:46PM

I think Milo and PewDiePie should do a YouTube series together so I can ignore them both at the same time. Their po… https://t.co/1wHMJWlF5i


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 02:46PM

Trying to write next week's #comic for https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD and all the jokes I am coming up with I've already made over the past few yrs


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 02:43PM

Wow. I miss @LarryWilmore so very much. @ComedyCentral, please give him his show back! Bring back @nightlyshow!!… https://t.co/kcjZfStKZh


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 01:04PM

I bet this is @realDonaldTrump's first visit to the African American Museum of History and Culture. Hope he learns… https://t.co/ZhjQcOvoit


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:44PM

RT @LeonardPittsJr1: Will Frederick Douglass be with him, or is he busy today? https://t.co/7tNspRiUNB


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:43PM

RT @ClimateCentral: These bladeless wind generators are economic and bird friendly https://t.co/lcG160ueuj via @mashable https://t.co/qYe3pTTmcy


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:17PM

RT @ClimateCentral: These bladeless wind generators are economic and bird friendly https://t.co/lcG160ueuj via @mashable https://t.co/qYe3pTTmcy


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:17PM

RT @RogueNASA: The evidence for vaccine safety is abundant. That will be $100,000, please. https://t.co/j7jMixECFr


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:02PM

RT @AwardsDaily: "No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices." Edward R. Murrow #NotTheEnemy https://t.co/3wA09JDG84


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 10:17AM

Was just thinking the same thing. Pence and Trump have contradicted before and that doesn't help their admin's cred… https://t.co/5aj84OHc3X


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 10:05AM

Keep it classy #GOP! (Are ALL #Republicans this fearful? Immigrants, facts, and even their own constituents scare t… https://t.co/xE6tHoYdvx


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 10:01AM

RT @PamelaDrew: Post 9-11 values "The political criminal in America enjoys the power to corrupt absolutely." https://t.co/fNbNtsYDU0 https://t.co/SO37AGeFuh


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:38AM

The Trump administration has lied before--about inauguration size, election "win" and much more. Why should we trus… https://t.co/KFMxrh08TJ


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:37AM

RT @PamelaDrew: The political criminal in America enjoys the power to corrupt absolutely." Let that sink in for a moment. 2/2 https://t.co/fNbNtsYDU0


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:34AM

How is this not a bigger story?!? And how is it that no one has hacked his phone yet? Then again, the NSA probably… https://t.co/YYKTZCiB7B


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posted: February 18, 2017 at 12:10AM

Friday, February 17, 2017

Smells like #Trump #Fascism. Seriously, Don, you're saying what a fascist says. Read a goddamn history book. https://t.co/InsZTcWQ7f


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 10:03PM

RT @CerebralAtheist: #Atheism is a relationship with reality. It's a relationship I'm proud to have. https://t.co/SHWqiEoMB9


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 10:00PM

Something to look forward to? :/ https://t.co/26qMvkyQji


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 08:00PM

RT @MegMcCloskey: Will personnel include a mistress? https://t.co/1oAFFKJp8Q


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 11:14AM

RT @girlsreallyrule: Look, @Rosie! Hims has big boy pen...#TinyTrump https://t.co/rXox7lN7cw


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 11:06AM

RT @girlsreallyrule: Hims itty bitty AND owns a bathrobe. #TinyTrump https://t.co/N8kiPXNr2P


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 11:06AM

RT @girlsreallyrule: These are giving me life. #TinyTrump https://t.co/ZTDMSoNcIU


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 11:06AM

"Well, you're rich and white, I don't see a problem with it..." #lifelessons from @MST3K/#mst3k It would be neat if… https://t.co/mcG3Pal46U


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 09:41AM

RT @ksheely: oh my god somebody modeled the trump handshake https://t.co/2L1Sst5lFm


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 09:38AM

We might need to start #StupidShaming. With all the factual information available, the only reason to be ignorant i… https://t.co/cZYePSYz1t


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posted: February 17, 2017 at 01:11AM

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Dang. That is cold. Killed by a woman in a LOL shirt. I'd LOL if it wasn't so... ick... https://t.co/a8fxvbeJQN


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 09:28PM

RT @mehdirhasan: This tweet from 2012 has aged well... https://t.co/iBL03DJ18J


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 06:42PM

Good luck over there, #UK! Your PM snarls at girls and their #STEM projects. We're so much alike! Our president hat… https://t.co/jOJ6UMUJAO


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 01:45PM

From 2006: Barbie let's #fear manipulate her once again! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/oo6UDdHUJS


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 12:07PM

From 2006: Barbie let's #fear manipulate her once again! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/oo6UDdHUJS


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 12:07PM

I'd like to thank @Twitter for taking money from an industry that is helping kill the modern world we live in EVERY… https://t.co/pA7N9NucCy


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 11:20AM

So we shouldn't impeach Trump? Stop distracting from the issue. We'll impeach Pence in due time. The insane clown p… https://t.co/UeCOegSePs


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 11:10AM

#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/vwi2NNvp4T


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posted: February 16, 2017 at 11:03AM

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

So, can we #ImpeachNOW?!? Or are we going to let the #truth continue to not matter? Come on #Republicans. Do the ri… https://t.co/K4BajLX9I2


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posted: February 14, 2017 at 11:32PM

WHAT? THE WHITE HOUSE CHANGED ITS STORY?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT--oh wait, yesitotallycanwhyitshonestlynotevennewsanym… https://t.co/1G8W4qTSgs


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posted: February 14, 2017 at 08:43PM

Irony isn't dead, but apparently, it's very easy for some people to ignore. https://t.co/Wl6bUgjgaY


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posted: February 14, 2017 at 04:09PM

Well there are all kinds of irony in this clip. But I say we take his advice! https://t.co/l46Dw2jEuG


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posted: February 14, 2017 at 04:06PM

Monday, February 13, 2017

#WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong? https://t.co/WkfDaOCpa4


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 08:26PM

RT @NaomiAKlein: "Get Ready for the First Shocks of Trump's Disaster Capitalism" by me in @theintercept https://t.co/R8WfmtQOBY


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 12:31PM

Barbie has serious issues with @realDonaldTrump, but he knows the truth! Read more at https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD! https://t.co/qoVpgDvoMX


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 12:05PM

Barbie has serious issues with @realDonaldTrump, but he knows the truth! Read more at https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD! https://t.co/qoVpgDvoMX


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 12:05PM

Barbie has serious issues with realDonaldTrump, but he knows the truth! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics … https://t.co/DPKUQSaDZi


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 12:01PM

Barbie has serious issues with realDonaldTrump, but he knows the truth! Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics … https://t.co/DPKUQSaDZi


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posted: February 13, 2017 at 12:01PM

Saturday, February 11, 2017

RT @mmfa: The Trump administration is right, there is terrorism that is under-reported -- right-wing terrorism:… https://t.co/Q3GVAOPyPG


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posted: February 11, 2017 at 08:26PM

RT @behindyourback: what I like about Trump is how he tells it like it is https://t.co/D7f2rPuQ9R


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posted: February 11, 2017 at 08:20PM

Daaang! Wish I'd have noticed this comparison, too! Brilliant observation, @laurenduca! I dare #Republicans to read… https://t.co/pACgnfjbk0


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posted: February 11, 2017 at 12:21AM

Friday, February 10, 2017

Saw this on the back of someone's jacket on a subway platform tonight. Couldn't agree more. #NoWifiNoPeace https://t.co/MnJe5B9605


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posted: February 10, 2017 at 09:52PM

Trump is an alien. This idiot routine he's got is just an act to distract us while his fellow Trumpites hide their… https://t.co/4U03GjwiPd


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posted: February 10, 2017 at 09:48PM

#goodshow #notsciencefictionreally https://t.co/4vobSZG8tH


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posted: February 10, 2017 at 09:24PM

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posted: February 10, 2017 at 10:24AM

I thought the two of them reminded me of somebody... source: https://t.co/2SfzxHUCv3 https://t.co/GyT1k6lfUb


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posted: February 10, 2017 at 10:24AM

I thought the two of them reminded me of somebody... source: https://t.co/2SfzxHUCv3 https://t.co/GyT1k6lfUb


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posted: February 10, 2017 at 10:24AM

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

There is NO value in #ignorance!! Damn it!! This #Republican culture devaluing #knowledge, #facts and #reality is l… https://t.co/qNZ5TmSMw3


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 07:31AM

Did #Republicans want to muzzle @SenWarren JUST bc they don't like what she was about to say?The #GOP must be prett… https://t.co/41k1EAUiOv


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 07:28AM

This comment alone is a betrayal of the public trust. If #Republicans had #morals and #spines, they would start… https://t.co/ZptFRRMXu3


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:48AM

RT @AlishaRai: BRB gonna live my life so NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED is engraved on my tombstone https://t.co/EK4VJKU9VW


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:20AM

RT @SaveManning: Just launched! The Chelsea Manning Welcome Home Fund #welcomehomefund https://t.co/qhFlY24yyt


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:19AM

RT @LilPecan: If you dare to comply, use TOR and pray. https://t.co/wFNtfxdLaj


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:19AM

We need more #GOODpeople in public service. Doesn't matter what age they are to me. So tired of polite seeming dick… https://t.co/IV9PiO2dE3


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:18AM

I know it's less than 3 wks under the #TrumpRegime (#regime seems the right word) but when's America going to get g… https://t.co/YAhiE7ndgk


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posted: February 08, 2017 at 12:15AM

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Would LOVE to see this guy "crash down" again so we can get him out of the White House along with his cronies.… https://t.co/317uHuUlWk


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:14PM

That whole piece just... holy fuck our education system is a mess. America has *always* been a country of immigrant… https://t.co/Gda4BBedPe


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 01:55PM

RT @AynRandPaulRyan: #NoOnDeVos #TheResistance #holdthefloor https://t.co/ary3jTh3Vb


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:58AM

RT @girlsreallyrule: My favorite day. #MuslimBan #StopDeVos #StopSessions #SCOTUSnominee https://t.co/NZi20Bp60b


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:54AM

RT @ingrelli: .@realDonaldTrump 's claim that media “doesn’t want to report” terrorism suggests he’s lost contact with reality https://t.co/nXcxmWBAOz


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:49AM

Thank God we have @realDonaldTrump in the White House! He'll know exactly how to deal with Global Warming getting w… https://t.co/eogwgzK7Ej


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:46AM

Just like everyone knows you lost the popular vote, your inauguration audience was tiny like your hands, and your… https://t.co/PhD67LXxE8


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 11:32AM

RT @RadioFreeTom: Several assassinated Russian journalists were unavailable for comment. https://t.co/2HFq1aWoO7


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posted: February 07, 2017 at 01:28AM

Monday, February 6, 2017

Really? I'd have figured Trump was good at #OralSex by now. https://t.co/uVhGTuPT0E


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 09:07PM

Hey dude, you're fuming because Americans don't like you & your policies? Why would they? The majority of them did… https://t.co/T3ZIia9d7r


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 09:03PM

#priceless https://t.co/5O7LuuliLy


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 04:28PM

Barbie wants to introduce the leader of the free world... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/jqzXlVT1Tu


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 12:05PM

Barbie wants to introduce the leader of the free world... Read more: https://t.co/BLIJzCGxlD #comics #webcomics https://t.co/jqzXlVT1Tu


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 12:05PM

Quality #Republican leadership right there. Only with the #GOP do you get this brand of unwarranted self-confidence… https://t.co/7RjRYnZt7p


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posted: February 06, 2017 at 10:40AM

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Of course, @realDonaldTrump thought his #MuslimBan went smoothly. He is incapable of accepting facts that don't sup… https://t.co/eY2UGGW4P1


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 08:19PM

And this is why I use @ProtonMail. https://t.co/VeyDBUbrCa


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 08:06PM

Of course, @realDonaldTrump thought hus #MuslimBan went smoothly. He is incapable of accepting facts that don't sup… https://t.co/d6IA4Qa0S2


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 07:36PM

RT @anamariecox: THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS https://t.co/CP1nqE7SGj


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 12:01PM

It IS Trump's America, but it's our Goddamn New York City. https://t.co/iXGNsMMSwx


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 11:44AM

Come on, @KellyannePolls! You've misspoken more than just 1 word! (Hint: #AlternateFacts! & btw we "haters" = part… https://t.co/docPdSbTBf


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 10:05AM

And @realDonaldTrump wants to be pals with this guy? #TrumpVoters, what're you thinking? I thought you guys would h… https://t.co/SSpvKQp6Xe


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 10:01AM

RT @eorden: Quite the pairing in my timeline... https://t.co/qzDFw5BLKZ


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 09:57AM

RT @ronniejoice: Love this. https://t.co/yArR3UTn8S


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posted: February 05, 2017 at 09:55AM

Saturday, February 4, 2017

1st rule of #propaganda: accuse others of the very thing you are doing. https://t.co/RDLAYXHe1b


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 10:04PM

RT @SenSchumer: ICYMI: @TeenVogue alerting younger readers to what is at stake at schools & on campuses w/ #DeVos https://t.co/O69Ltnj0Dk #DeVosFacts


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 06:00PM

US scientists and entrepreneurs: the next refugee crisis. https://t.co/qVlXmhR5tZ


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:36PM

You quitting would be a great step toward achieving that goal. https://t.co/z7gI6fu8FW


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:35PM

RT @RoryAlbanese: We're trying but it's hard to do with you being the President and all. https://t.co/jcx8Ev0ER6


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:32PM

Ever consider that he, like so many others, was just being polite? Or that maybe you have #AspergerSyndrome?… https://t.co/FozGKkmHOG


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:22PM

So... he's "very nice" bc he is telling the truth? You, sir, are easy to please. "No, he used the toilet to poop &… https://t.co/BtFrokM78T


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:20PM

Well, if there is one thing two white men know a lot about, it's #RapeCulture! -_- (#iamashamedofmypeople) https://t.co/fx4O7LM6CB


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:14PM

#ElonMusk advising President #Trump is a bit like #TonyStark advising President #DoctorDoom (if Doctor Doom was a t… https://t.co/IoL249J7pJ


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:12PM

Hmmm, could this be bc @NBC has a TV show deal with @realDonaldTrump and wants to make sure it continues post… https://t.co/iAOPlnLuyX


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 02:05PM

Sorry, @realDonaldTrump! Your cowardly ways are still subject to our system of #ChecksAndBalances! Maybe you've hea… https://t.co/Rv7GGTGMkY


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 12:33PM

Time to fire up that movement to abolish the #ElectoralCollege! (After all, 1 person's vote being worth more than a… https://t.co/WvSNq6f7ZH


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 11:08AM

This is a very good point. https://t.co/4p29y6Il1S


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 11:03AM

RT @DerekCressman: Making America Pay Through the Nose Again https://t.co/oK3ONPTEcb


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posted: February 04, 2017 at 12:03AM

Friday, February 3, 2017

RT @ClimateReality: It’s official: 2016 has been declared the #HottestYear on record – after 2015 was, and 2014 before that… https://t.co/FmZjGDpULN


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posted: February 03, 2017 at 02:45PM

RT @HalfOnionInABag: You vs the guy Kellyanne Conway tells you not to worry about https://t.co/SWcr121z1E


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posted: February 03, 2017 at 02:39PM

RT @extinctsymbol: https://t.co/j8fIyx7Ueh


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posted: February 03, 2017 at 02:38PM

Great, now 45'll say that's how successful it is... https://t.co/8RBgpnj59j


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posted: February 03, 2017 at 02:20PM

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